NEW UPDATED

Ok, so Here is where we are to review our new movies, but first we have an update. Yesterday, March 5th 2005, 2 new movies were made, the much anticipated Green Eggs and Ham movie, and Charlie Brown meets the Don.

REVIEWS-

House of Lords- Alot like Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Three pesants are asked by Lord Ceaser Salad, leader of the House of Lords (alot like the knights of the round table), to seek and kill Lord Sasquach, a former lord of the house of Lords, who brutally Mauled the other Lords. Will these pesants prevail? Includes one of our longest and funniest scenes.

Andrew gives it a 8.75/10 Justin gives it a 7/10 Zach gives it a 8/10 Keith gives it a 9/10 Luke gives it an 8/10 Average: 8.25/10

Hairface 2: Hairface VS. Chairface: When Greg Needili finds a wig in the swamp, and some guy's chair attacks him, they are transformed into hairface and chairface. Some news reporter sends a distress signal into the future and some cyborgs come to defeat the monsters. Will they save the EARTH?

Andrew Gives it a 5.25/10 Justin gives it 7/10 Zach gives it a 6/10 Keith gives it a 7/10 luke gives it a 5/10 Average: 6.25/10

Jesus 4: The trilogy continues: And you thought the trilogy was over. HAH! When Jesus reverses the nuke, everything is back to normal, except when some fat kid spill his holy water over a ghost, the ghost turns holy!!!The ghost seeks help from God and Jesus, and they take him to the greatest psychiatrist, Zeus. He tells the ghost about a thing called the trinity, and to make the trinity work, the holy ghost must be removed from the ghost. After being shrunk, Jesus and God remove the holy ghost. What will happen now? Find out when you watch it!

Andrew gives it a 9/10 Justin gives it a 9/10 Zach gives it a 8.5/10 Keith gives it an 8.5/10 Luke gives it an 8.5/10 Average: 8.75/10

Green eggs and Ham: A classic children's tale of a stalker using peer pressure on an innocent man. When the man is pushed to the edge by Sam I Am,he challenges Sam to a duel, and makes a deal. What is this deal that was strikken?Will the man ever eat the ham? Find out in this rhyming tale loosly based on the doctor suess book.

Andrew gives it a 9/10 Justin gives it a 9/10 Zach gives it a 9/10 Keith gives it a 7/10 Luke gives it a 7/10Average: 8.25/10

Charlie Brown meets the Don: The balding child returns with a favor from the Don (an italian mafia boss). When the Don offs Lucy for Charlie, Charlie must repay the Don later in life. What will the Don ask for? Will Charlie Brown do it? Whats with Marcie and Peppermint Pattie? Find out in this classic tale of The Peanuts Gang, and I mean like a real gang, like the mafia.

Andrew gives it a 9/10 Justin gives it a 10/10 Zach gives it a 8.5/10 Keith gives it an 8.75/10 Luke gives it an 8.5/10 Average: 9/10