SleazyAndCheezyProductions

Yeah dude, totally!

2005-10-17T17:45:00.000-07:00

I'm thinkin of doin a movie special for Halloween sometime soon. Maybe a documentary on our trick or treating night? A new HoL/Jesus movie? Who knows! Comment here if u wanna suggest something.

-Andrew "Cheezy" McCloskey

How to see movies online and more

2005-08-15T17:34:00.000-07:00

To see our movies online go to streamload.com and type mrjesusmoviefone for the username and 0123210 as the password. watch Attack of the show on g4tv on August 16th 2005, for I have entered Sleazy and Cheezy for a spot of dicussion on the show. Also check out the new Wikipedia article on us. Go to Wikipedia.net and search Sleazy and Cheezy. I will put more update on there occasionally.

EXCELSIOR!

John Elway? Who?

2005-08-13T14:53:00.000-07:00

TIME FOR JOHN ELWAY'S MAD SKATEBOARDING CHALLENGE!!!!!!!!TO THE EXTREME!

This 5min 20 second movie is all about John Elway's cazy videogame adventure, all in actionfigure space technology TO THE MAX.

Andrew gives it a 7.25/10 Justin gives it a 10/10 Average: 8.25/10

Our best movie. Ever.

2005-08-08T17:12:00.000-07:00

HOUSE OF LORDS TWO IS BEAUTIFUL-Newsweek
HOUSE OF LORDS TWO IS AMAZING-Justin Weekly
HOUSE OF LORDS TWO IS PRETTY COOL-Popele Magazine

Critics are raving about House of Lords Two: Caleb's Revenge. The story about a skull ressurecting the best warriors he ever knew to kill people at his will is unheard of! This may go down (with its days of editing, ugghhh) as our best movie ever.

Andrew gives it a 10/10, Justing gives it a 9/10, Keith gives it a 10/10, Luke gives it a 10/10 Average: 9.75/10

Also, 2 other movies were made lately, but were over shadowed by HoL2:CR.

Achtmed and Hummus go to America-

The sinful story of two canadian people who come to America to destroy the house of hygene. When two police officers interfere, things get hectic.

Andrew gives it a 7.5/10 Justin gives it an 8/10 Luke gives it an 8.5/10 Average: 8/10

49: by Andrew, Keith, Luke and Zach-
Another tale of boredom, all downtown...

Andrew gives it a 7/10 Luke gives it an 8/10 Average: 7.5/10

There was also an alien movie,which got deleeted, one of our worst movies ever.

Andrew gives it a 3/10 Luke gives it a 2.5/10 Justin gives it a 1/10 Average: 2.25/10

BOVERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-07-18T15:14:00.000-07:00

We almost forgot to review the BOVERY MOVIE!!!!!!!!

The Bovery movie is about the fictional life of the famous Mr. Bovery. Along the way he meets Timothy Brouge and teaches at MJS. Hilarious antics ensue.

Keith gives it an 8.5/10 Andrew gives it an 8.5/10 Zach gives it an 8/10 Justin gives it an 8/10 Luke gives it an 8.5/10 Average: 8.5/10

We also forgot to review the Bhudda movie.

Bhudda meets a bunch of other heroes to join up and destroy the REPTILE MAN! Who will prevail????????????????????????????????

Andrew gives it an 8/10 Zach gives it a 7.75/10 Luke gives it a 6.5/10 Justim gives it an 8.5/10 Keith gives it an8/10 Averager: 7.75/10

If you wanna join the fanclub, applications are still welcome.

There will be a fanclub meeting soon, we will contact you sometime soon!

BRAINS! BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS! (zombie)

2005-07-17T22:08:00.000-07:00

We made a new movie about zombie. It scurry. Not rlly tho. lol 1337 Hax0rz. Zach scared hole time. Andrew took Immediate action and killing. Keith zombies. Cya l8r sk8er!

Andrew gives it a 8/10 Zach gives it a 7.5/10 Keith gives it a ?/10 Justin give it a 5/10 Luke gives it an 8.5/10 Average: 7.25/10

ALSO IF YOU DIDN'T GET UR DVD YET CONTACT ME IMMEDIATLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

peace holmes.

Jomes if you are reading this, get a job ya bum! Also, stop calling me.

DVDs out, but a little problem.

2005-05-18T18:13:00.000-07:00

NICE! THE DVDS ARE OUT! Yea, thats what you would be saying if I wasn't lazy. BUT I AM SO DEAL WITH IT! Ok, the DVDs are done, and 2 people have em. The second pack of disks were like glued shut, and im too lazy to get new ones. I'm almost ready, so just wait your turn!

MOVIES ONLINE! EXCELLENT!

2005-04-17T13:59:00.000-07:00

i FINALLY got the movies onlie. BUT theres a catch. Only fanclub members will be allowed to see these masterpices. To find out how to see them contact me and I'll tell you. Remember, to become a fanclub member pay either $5 or $7. $5 will get you a jesus is my homeboy hat and $7 will get you a jesus is my homeboy shirt. either membership comes with a DVD with all of our movies featured and a DVD everytime we make a new movie. THE DVDS ARE JUST ABOUT FINISHED!

"Yo!" Said the man with the plan. "Hey! What up?" Said Justin Shuffle. "Nothin, Just chillin'. Hows about you?" Said T.M.W.T.P. "Same." Said J.Shuffle

2005-03-28T16:05:00.000-08:00

So heres a movie and some links...

48: By Zach and Andrew: Ever wonder what it's like to be so bored that you are bored of being bored? Ever wonder what it's like when Zach and Andrew are so bored that they're bored of being bored? Well We're not tellin'. Ok, fine, we'll tell. They make a movie of course, and 48 is that movie! Go into the random mind of the duo some people call the DUO OF DEATH. After you'll be all like, "Oh, I'm (insert random viewer name here), and I'm all like, 'LOL LOL LOL!!!! ROTFL!!!! LMAO!!!! HAHAHA!!!!! LOL!!!!!'"

Luke ives it a Andrew gives it a 9.5/10 Justin Shuffle gives it a 9/10 Zach gives it a 10/10 eith gives it an 8/10 Luke gives it a 7.5/10 Average: 9/10

Here are some random links made possible by viewers like you:

If only they had one for cheap...
She made me!
He abducts little childern now...Daffy Dave!
MUST BUY...

Pie and more

2005-03-19T15:55:00.000-08:00

NEW MOVIE ALERT! A new movie only for fanclub members eyes has been made. Heres our review of Jesus Pi (3.14) and more...

Jesus pi: Moses's Adventure- This movie takes place between Jesus 3 and 4. When Moses gets rejected to hang out with Jesus and God, he wanders around town (actually filmed in town). While this is going on, Jesus comes out of a closet with radiation in it. After passing out, he turns into The Anti-Christ. Moses finds out he has the power to teleport things to him. After The Anti-Christ takes God's soul, and says he is gonna blow up the Earth, Moses and The Anti-Christ fight. A civillian spills holy water all over them, and God and Jesus come back. Then theres a puppet show.

Luke gives it an 8/10 Andrew gives it a 9/10 Zach gives it a 9/10 Keith gives it an 8/10 Justin gives it an 8/10 Average 8.5/10

Jesus: The movie- Our first succesful movie! Jesus needs to go to Heavenly College, and no one will give him money. Eventually, during the Annual Satan and God convention, God tells Satan to give Jesus a job for money, Satan gives him a job as his doorbell. When Jesus disrespects Satan and quits, they battle. When Jesus wins, and finds a tresure map in Satan's tunic and finds the money God gave Satan. Two traveling crucifiers find him with the money and crucify him.

Andrew gives it a 7.5/10 Zach gives it a 8.5/10 Keith gives it a 9/10 Justin gives it a 9/10 Luke gives it a 9.5/10 Average 8.75/10

Jesus: Beyond the grave- When Moses ressurects Jesus, Lucifer, Satan's son, calls him to hell. After mind controlling him, Moses seeks Jesus to kill him. While that was happing, Joseph and his technicolor gay flag finds Jesus wandering the jungle, and nourishes him. Moses comes to kill Jesus, but Jesus talks him out of his trance. They go to see God, and he gives them their plan to kill Lucifer. They go to Hell, and Lucifer kills God, then turns the gun on himself. God gives Jesus his position as God, and Nik ruins the movie.

Andrew gives it a 9/10 Zach gives it a 9/10 keith gives it a 7.5/10 Justim gives it an 8/10
Luke gives it an 8/10 Average 8.5/10

Jesus in Godfinger- God, being dead, goes to heaven, but St. Peter won't let him in. After killing St. Peter and Joseph, God and Jesus go to bury the bodies. When The Grim Reaper finds them and tries to take God to hell, Noah distracts the Grim Reaper. God and Jesus get away. After some traveling and hiding, God and The Grim Reaper fight. The Grim Reaper tweaks gravity so the fight is more in his favor, and kills God. Soon Hitler nukes everyone.

Andrew gives it an 9/10 Zach gives it a 8.5/10 Keith gives it an 8/10 Justin gives it an 8/10
Luke gives it a 9/10 Average 8.5/10

Hairface- When Horatio Grinki finds a wig on the ground, he is transformed into the monster Hairface. When CIA Agent Compton he gets help from the indentured criminal, Pedro Meringuinson. Hairface goes on a major rampage, killing everything he sees, including God. Hairface kills Pedro, and Compton hits Hairface with a sledgehammer. Compton takes the wig off his face next, and turns him into regular face.

Luke gives it an 8/10 Andrew gives it an 8.5/10 Zach gives it a 9.5/10 Keith gives it a 6.5/10 Justin gives it a 9/10
Average 8.25/10

Backwards Movie- With great use of the backwards function on the computer editior, this movie is unique and innovative.

Luke gives it a 9.5/10 Andrew gives it a 8/10 Zach gives it a 9/10 Keith gives it an 8.5/10 Justin gives it an 8.75/10
Average 8.5/10

List of movies

2005-03-13T19:15:00.000-08:00

If you are wondering about all of our movies, here is a whoile list of them with reviews for older ones coming soon.

Jesus the movie
Jesus: Beyond the grave
Jesus in Godfinger
Jesus 4: The Trilogy continues
Backward Movie
Charlie Brown Meets the Don
Andrew's Animals
Hairface
Hairface 2: Hairface VS. Chairface
Green Eggs and Ham

ATTENTION

2005-03-11T17:00:00.000-08:00

ATTENTION- New members of the fanclub will now get hats instead of shirts!!! If you want a shirt, you must pay $7 instead of the regular 5!!!

Andrew's Animals

2005-03-07T17:57:00.000-08:00

New update!

Review of Andrew's Animals- A collage of some of the most boring animals ever! In this awesome inside look on Andrew's Pets gives you laughs, crys and thrills. Includes an awesome chase scene, and a cat that didn't move for about 20 minuites! The most exhilerating movie EVER! See it.

Zach gives it a 7.5/10 Andrew Gives it a 7.5/10 Justim gives it a 7/10 Keith gives it an 8/10 Luke gives it an 8.5/10 Average: 7.75/10

NEW UPDATED

2005-03-06T00:24:00.000-08:00

Ok, so Here is where we are to review our new movies, but first we have an update. Yesterday, March 5th 2005, 2 new movies were made, the much anticipated Green Eggs and Ham movie, and Charlie Brown meets the Don.

REVIEWS-

House of Lords- Alot like Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Three pesants are asked by Lord Ceaser Salad, leader of the House of Lords (alot like the knights of the round table), to seek and kill Lord Sasquach, a former lord of the house of Lords, who brutally Mauled the other Lords. Will these pesants prevail? Includes one of our longest and funniest scenes.

Andrew gives it a 8.75/10 Justin gives it a 7/10 Zach gives it a 8/10 Keith gives it a 9/10 Luke gives it an 8/10 Average: 8.25/10

Hairface 2: Hairface VS. Chairface: When Greg Needili finds a wig in the swamp, and some guy's chair attacks him, they are transformed into hairface and chairface. Some news reporter sends a distress signal into the future and some cyborgs come to defeat the monsters. Will they save the EARTH?

Andrew Gives it a 5.25/10 Justin gives it 7/10 Zach gives it a 6/10 Keith gives it a 7/10 luke gives it a 5/10 Average: 6.25/10

Jesus 4: The trilogy continues: And you thought the trilogy was over. HAH! When Jesus reverses the nuke, everything is back to normal, except when some fat kid spill his holy water over a ghost, the ghost turns holy!!!The ghost seeks help from God and Jesus, and they take him to the greatest psychiatrist, Zeus. He tells the ghost about a thing called the trinity, and to make the trinity work, the holy ghost must be removed from the ghost. After being shrunk, Jesus and God remove the holy ghost. What will happen now? Find out when you watch it!

Andrew gives it a 9/10 Justin gives it a 9/10 Zach gives it a 8.5/10 Keith gives it an 8.5/10 Luke gives it an 8.5/10 Average: 8.75/10

Green eggs and Ham: A classic children's tale of a stalker using peer pressure on an innocent man. When the man is pushed to the edge by Sam I Am,he challenges Sam to a duel, and makes a deal. What is this deal that was strikken?Will the man ever eat the ham? Find out in this rhyming tale loosly based on the doctor suess book.

Andrew gives it a 9/10 Justin gives it a 9/10 Zach gives it a 9/10 Keith gives it a 7/10 Luke gives it a 7/10Average: 8.25/10

Charlie Brown meets the Don: The balding child returns with a favor from the Don (an italian mafia boss). When the Don offs Lucy for Charlie, Charlie must repay the Don later in life. What will the Don ask for? Will Charlie Brown do it? Whats with Marcie and Peppermint Pattie? Find out in this classic tale of The Peanuts Gang, and I mean like a real gang, like the mafia.

Andrew gives it a 9/10 Justin gives it a 10/10 Zach gives it a 8.5/10 Keith gives it an 8.75/10 Luke gives it an 8.5/10 Average: 9/10

JESUS

2005-03-04T18:57:00.000-08:00

Hey guys, this is Andrew and Zachs movie website. As you all know we made the Jesus movies, and are the most accomplished movie studio in school. ( Take that Greg!) We have just announced the Jesus Fan Club, where if you pay us $5, you get a dvd with all our stuff on it, a dvd everytime we make a new movie, and a t-shirt. Also, we have just made 3 new movies, including the anticipated JESUS 4! We will continue on that in the next post.